Why do the UGHs have to continue today? Manic fucking Monday, indeed.
1. Disney is poised to buy Marvel for $4B. EPIC LAMENESS. I love both of these things separately; not at all together.
2. Women's magazines aren't selling at all lately; granted, while I don't read Ladies' Home Journal or Redbook, that shit still sucks for journalism as a whole.
3. Chris Brown continues to pretend he doesn't really remember beating up Rihanna and can't believe he was capable of that. Yup, you were. Too bad your sentence didn't make you capable of getting butt-raped in prison.
Sigh, what the fuck else is today gonna hold?