OK, so Google News gave me the following slivers of disappointment this morning. Thanks, Larry and Sergey!
I appreciate it, dudes.
Anyway. Sadness, coming at you -
1. Jenna Bush-now-Hager is going to be a correspondent for the "Today" show. No, she won't be commenting on how to party hard while underage or plan a big wedding on your daddy's dime. She'll be covering things she's passionate about, like "education, urban education, women and children's issues and literacy." Yeah, people who aren't journalists taking our jobs and shit! Cool. And I bet she's objective, too (whomp whomp).
2. Some kind of completely unnecessary and vaguely dumb feud went down at Coachella this weekend between M.I.A. and Tenacious D. Jack Black and Co. closed out the festival and filled the Beastie Boys' cancelled slot; M.I.A. tweeted about how she was bummed to go before them and wanted to see the Jewish rappers instead; Jack Black shrugged it off. Further evidence that Tweeter fucking sucks. NO ONE CARES WHAT POPULAR PEOPLE ARE THINKING AT ALL TIMES. We only want to know what you're wearing and what you look like having sex. Is that too much to ask?
3. "Bad Boys 3" might be in the works. Hollywood, you are awful.
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