Sunday, August 9, 2009

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

Dear Hollywood,

You are fucking awful. Stop remaking '80s horror films and pretending that your ideas are new and original. And really, director Steward Hendler, "Sorority Row" is "more thriller than torture-porn horror flick" and has the mysterious angle of "some unknown person is trying to kill" the sorority girls "one by one?" Are you on crack? Please go throw yourself off a fucking bridge; kthx.



P.S. And you cast Rumer Willis? This hag? UGH DIE.

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