Saturday, August 22, 2009

Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.

You know, for a company that's been trying to rebrand itself during the past year as less sexy, Victoria's Secret sure does sell some "Pretty Woman"-esque shoes. As in, ready for the street and a jaunt in a stranger's bed. Hey-o!

I have to be objective, though (ha! on this blog? yeah, right), and give props to these other pairs VS has stocked for fall. They're not so awful, actually.

And sigh, these are just confusing. Knee-high suede, but with an open-toe? When the hell are you supposed to wear these, like in the middle of a snowstorm when you think your toes may need breathing room? UNNECESSARY.

Dolce Vita Strappy Boot, $329

+ Photos courtesy of Victoria's Secret

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