Why do I always find myself writing about Lady Gaga? Probably because she's rapidly infiltrating every part of my life, just like pornstar Sasha Grey did when I found out men in my life adore her. First she was in Rolling Stone. Then I learned she's been modeling for American Apparel for years. And finally she started posing for BLURT, a magazine I freelance for. Trick-ass bitch!
But anyway, I go off-topic. So here's the first of today's two posts about the obnoxiously and superficially avant-garde Gaga. The question at hand: Why, Hot Topic? Why would you stock this? Do you really think it would sell? Because I refuse.