|Dane Cook - Snake Dreams|
So ... do any old men out there need a fiesty blogger to keep them company? I'm not pitching prostitution, necessarily ... just ... companionship. (Which is pretty much the nice, classifieds word for "whore.)
Besides, if anyone gets too fresh, I can just attack them with these. I think that will really be a solid defense. Old men have brittle bones; I'm sure I'd be fine.
Inflatable Boxing Gloves, $24