Tuesday, September 8, 2009

All women who have babies should then be fat.

A conversation in texts, about this latest nude development:

Me: Did you see milla's all nude pics? Dear god IMPRESSIVE

The boyfriend: Psh of course i did. Those puffy nips and tight lil booty. She so fine

Me: Srsly. BITCH, esp cuz she popped out a demon spawn recently

AND ... scene!

No, but really. Those kind of bodies after labor SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED. Fuck you, genetics.


  1. well atleast you didn't post any pictures. would've been a prickly situation at work...

  2. Yeah girl! I'm doing things to make sure you don't get fired and shit.