Tuesday, September 8, 2009

All women who have babies should then be fat.

A conversation in texts, about this latest nude development:

Me: Did you see milla's all nude pics? Dear god IMPRESSIVE

The boyfriend: Psh of course i did. Those puffy nips and tight lil booty. She so fine

Me: Srsly. BITCH, esp cuz she popped out a demon spawn recently

AND ... scene!

No, but really. Those kind of bodies after labor SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED. Fuck you, genetics.

2 comments:

  1. well atleast you didn't post any pictures. would've been a prickly situation at work...

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  2. Yeah girl! I'm doing things to make sure you don't get fired and shit.

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