Well, I won't be watching "SNL" these next few weeks. Mainly because the schedule for the first four episodes leaked and it's pretty awful:
Sept. 26: Megan Fox, U2
Oct. 3: Ryan Reynolds, Lady Gaga
Oct. 10: Drew Barrymore, Regina Spektor
Oct. 17: Gerard Butler, Shakira
Like, I'm down for Ryan Reynolds' hot piece-ness and Shakira's similar hot piece-ness, but Megan Fox, U2, Lady Gaga, Regina Spektor and Gerard Butler? I'm not having it, kids. No, thank you.