PETA would probably protest to all this leather.

This fall's fashion trends - which basically are a return to trashy '90s floral and leather - are good for letting me live out my dreams of looking like Shannen Doherty.


Oh, and for reassuring me that if I bought any of these things, I could always turn tricks on corners if this whole real-world-career thing falls through. YAY! I've always wanted to beg passersby for money in exchange for sexual favors. Thanks, fashion industry. Much love/AIDS to you, friends.

Urban Renewal Leather and Knit Bodycon Dress, $68

Charlotte Ronson Women's Zelda Leather Bootie, $206

Charlotte Ronson Women's Renata Suede Peeptoe Bootie, $176

P.S. Also I feel like all these items are things Lindsay Lohan already owns. Great.


+ Photos courtesy of Glamour, Urban Outfitters, 80s Purple, Faded Youth