Quick comments, for both my fingers and your ears:
1. Victoria Beckham: Please, eat something. An entire cheesecake. Deep fried butter. A greasy, yummy burger (the Smokehouse with bacon and triple cheese has 2,040 calories of deliciousness). Bitch just SOMETHING. Your collarbone is FREAKING ME OUT.
2. Riri, what is there to say? You always look like the dominatrix of my faux-lesbian dreams. I applaud you.
3. Since I haven't said this in a while, Taylor Momsen ... PANTS. That is ALL I ASK.
+ Photos courtesy of Dlisted