Environmentally friendly doesn't always mean smelly - except for hippies, of course.

On principle, rubber shoes seem gross. That's why Jellies are always so nasty, they make your feet stanky and constantly sweaty.

But these shoes from Melissa, a brand that just uses PVC, just look so classy ... I'm down with anything with rhinestones. Sparkles intrigue me, OK? I never grew out of playing with aluminum foil.

The Melissa Kali in Wine, $120


The Melissa Vinyl + J Maskrey in Beige with Swarovski Crystals, $245

P.S. Karmaloop is also selling these. The fug is making me vomit.

Nikita Azure Pants, $69

+ Photos courtesy of Tall Short Girl, Karmaloop