If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

You know, it's pictures like this one of Lady Gaga that convince me she's not really avant-garde or fashionable at all.


Instead, she just seems to be picking up Helena Bonham Carter's leftovers.


The gold shininess, the ill-fitting black dress - there are similarities here; I refuse to let it go. Couldn't you just see Marla Singer rocking Gaga's look on her way to a prostate cancer therapy session or something?

P.S. I find her family adorable. Unloved pseudo-Goths, unite!


+ Photos courtesy of Dlisted, Wikipedia, I Love My Baby