Thursday, October 29, 2009

You make me transform into HATRED.

Dear Chris Brown,

I understand that your new album, "Graffiti," is coming out on Dec. 15. Great. I look forward to hating it on sheer principle, as I have come to my senses and decided "I Can Transform Ya" is awful.

However, could you PLEASE put a fucking shirt on?

You are not D'Angelo.

Your constant need to divert people's attention from your girlfriend-beating by showing off your "hot bod" is actually pretty gross.

Quit it!

Disdainfully and not at all sexually excitedly,


P.S. Your tattoos are still stupid.

+ Photos courtesy of The Superficial, NecoleBitchie

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