Dear Chris Brown,
I understand that your new album, "Graffiti," is coming out on Dec. 15. Great. I look forward to hating it on sheer principle, as I have come to my senses and decided "I Can Transform Ya" is awful.
However, could you PLEASE put a fucking shirt on?
You are not D'Angelo.
Your constant need to divert people's attention from your girlfriend-beating by showing off your "hot bod" is actually pretty gross.
Disdainfully and not at all sexually excitedly,
P.S. Your tattoos are still stupid.
+ Photos courtesy of The Superficial, NecoleBitchie