People born in the '90s make me uncomfortable.

Dear Taylor Lautner,

I know that you star as Jacob in the "Twilight" movies, which I claim to despise. I also know that you are only 17, having been born in 1992, when I was 5-years-old and already in elementary school. However, all of this can be forgotten because, while you looked like this in the first "Twilight" ...


... your body is now bangin,' as evidenced in the upcoming November issue of GQ.


Thanks for making me feel like a creepy pedophile.

With lots of cougar love,

- Me.

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