Johnny Deep sure did have a lot of blood in him, didn't he?

"A Nightmare on Elm Street" is one of my all-time favorite scary movies, mainly because Robert Englund is such a horrifying bitch as Freddy:


And yet seems so eccentrically charming and affable in real life:


So the fact that Michael Bay - fuck you, dude - is remaking the movie bums me. I heard about it a little while ago, and now that the trailer is out, I can't help but get more upset.



Stop shitting all over my childhood, Hollywood. I don't give a fuck if it IS Rorschach (er, Jackie Earle Haley, who is going to be the new Freddy) who's doing the crapping; it's not helping.

+ Photos courtesy of AllMoviePhoto, Bearotic