Thursday, October 29, 2009

So many conflicted emotions!

Why does Urban Outfitters have to tempt me so ...

Nike Dunk High Skinny, $100

... Only to fundamentally repel me seconds later?

LAMEZIES, you mega-corporate assholes. All I want to do is look at some sparkly Nikes without being assailed by your subtle encouragement of anorexia (look, as much as I mock celebrities who look off their skinny game, I still have some semblance of a heart ... a teeny one) - IS THAT SO WRONG?

+ Photos courtesy of Urban Outfitters

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