Friday, October 16, 2009

Other people's nudity is my BFF.

Is it wrong that I hate sluts, but think that more people should look like strippers on a daily basis so that I can mock them/secretly wonder if I could pull off those outfits? Yes, it's hypocrisy. But maybe I enjoy seeing some titties (not gross ones, though) while I walk down the street. YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

Anyway. I love fashion designers who obviously agree with me, as evidenced by these two dresses now available at Patricia Field:

Go, minions! Buy! Display your feminine wares! That way I can judge you/secretly covet your sassiness. It's a dichotomy I've pretty much perfected.

+ Photos courtesy of Patricia Field

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