McDonald's, I'mma quit you!

Like practically everyone else in the world, I'm trying to become more healthy this year by losing weight, or, as I like to call it, "That senior year of college where I discovered how delicious the McDonald's $1 menu is." Umm, yeah, that happened. A lot.

But anyway, I would like to lose weight/firm up/whatever you want to call not being fat anymore, and I'd be pretty psyched if that happened by swimsuit season. Even if that happens, though, Victoria's Secret will still have me weeping into my ice cream, because holy crap, their new bathing suits make me feel awful:

Slashed One-Piece by Red Carter, $140


Strappy Cut-Out Monokini by Mara Hoffman Swim, $140


Topless Bikini by Very Sexy, $68


Leopard-Print Wrap Monokini by Very Sexy, $68

Thanks for making me feel like a floating blob of lard, Victoria's Secret. Really inspirational, you are.

+ Photos courtesy of Victoria's Secret