Tim Burton, you have fallen from grace.

So I saw Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland" earlier this week, and I gotta say, mad disappointing. Ruined all my childhood memories of the animated Disney version, mainly because Burton made the Mad Hatter breakdance. Like, what? Fuck your vision, it sucks.


Yeah, not cool at all.

The only good thing to come out of all this, I think, is that Disney Couture has a new jewelry line promoting the film. Designed by Tom Binns, who creates crazy kinds of ornate jewelry, the collection has some sweet shit, like this:

Disney Couture Tea Party necklace, $900

Yes, totally overpriced and NOT AT ALL WORTH the $900 pricetag, but still interesting enough. Bet you dough that Katy Perry will probably be wearing it soon enough; she often dresses up like an egg before, so this wouldn't be too weird.


The stuff that's more affordable, though, is also way more wearable. My picks would be:

Tea Party dangling earrings, $60


Red Queen pendant necklace, $75


Red Queen earrings, $100


Cheshire Cat hoop earrings, $75


Keyhole Rose ring, $50


Keyhole Mushroom ring, $50

I don't think I'll end up buying any of it, though. There's just something about the fact that it's designed specifically for Burton's monstrosity that rubs me the wrong way. Maybe at a sample sale, for way less than what it's being marketed at? Yeah, probably.

+ Photos courtesy of AmysRobot, Katy-Perry.org, Karmaloop, Fred Flare