A coat that comes in three different lengths is functional, I swear.

Is it wrong to want to dress up like a bird that can spin its head around and hangs out in creepy forests? Cuz like, color me guilty.

Owl Dress by Emma Cook, $430

Anyway, I'm into it. I also think it would look good with this bizarro zip-away coat.

Transformer Zip Apart Coat, $159

See, it can go from that to this!


OK, sorry for wasting your time. Go back to doing whatever you were doing before reading this. As long as it wasn't reading another blog. TRAITOR.

+ Photos courtesy Opening Ceremony, Rachel Roy