I think I've found the answer to all of my life's problems: A new study suggests that in the future, a drug may be created to speed up your metabolism and prevent obesity.
Now, does this sound like some janky shit I could just buy at GNC or something? Probably. But I also am too lazy to look like this:
While simultaneously horrified of looking like this:
SO ... get at me, drugs! You don't even have to be approved by the FDA. I'm cool without that kind of legal validation, as long as I don't look like fucking Khloe.
+ Photos courtesy of ParentheticalThoughts, PoponthePop