If Ducky dug up Elvis, stole his shoes and spray-painted them white, these would exist.
And I'm OK with that, if I don't think about it too hard. Because when I start applying actual thought to the equation, the shoes look uncomfortable; like something Ashlee Simpson-Wentz (ugh) would purchase in order to stay hip; and not really appropriate for the real world, unless "Pretty in Pink 2" is casting or something.
The world needs another Molly Ringwald. Make it happen, Hollywood!
+ Photo courtesy of Aldo