Friday, July 31, 2009

Wanna Be Starting Something.

Can I get in fistfights with Z-list "celebrities" without going to jail? I think it would be a gift to mankind to beat the crap out of Stephanie Pratt (Spencer's sister) and Holly Montag (Heidi's sister). Like, people may very well bow down before me, it would be so beneficial. (One of my best qualities: Humbleness.)

Check out these slorebags eating frozen yogurt in L.A. yesterday. Remember when that Pinkberry in New York was overrun by mice? I'm hoping for a repeat.

Also Stephanie's new nose/face situation makes her look like Heidi - i.e., "plastic." I don't want to suggest creepy incest thoughts, but oops I just did.

+ Photos courtesy of Yahoo

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