They're ugly. Laugh at them. I did.
It seems to me like a fake leather bathing suit would heat up like some shit when under the sun. Also, it looks terrible. The model does not, but dear god I can only imagine some faux-goth middle schooler wearing this at the beach. Gross.
I honestly have no words that could further describe the ugliness. What is the purpose of a leather harness? Who would actually wear this? Are you suddenly trying out to be a member of Interpol, to replace Carlos D.? Because no. Just no.
Because chafing is really what you want this summer.
+ Photos courtesy of Victoria's Secret, Need Supply