I hate going on www.thinkgeek.com. I want everything. Literally, everything. INCLUDING:
So yeah. I need those. Everything I've ever wanted in a backpack: A robot, a badass jet pack and a little green dude who will tell me what to do with my life. Yoda, you're my shaman.
If I'm going to grad school in the fall, don't I need something to tote around my stuff?! And can't a nerdy professor befriend me based on my backpack and just give me As because of how cool I am? I'm sure that can happen.
Also, this torrential rain is making me yearn for this:
DUH. Obviously I want to look just like Deckard, all the damn time.
But seriously if I bought these and walked around wearing both a "Star Wars"-themed backpack and a "Blade Runner"-themed umbrella, feel free to kick my ass. Holy shit I'm a nerd.
+ Photos courtesy of thinkgeek.com, thegreenhead.com