I feel like every time I log on to Topshop's website just to look around, I end up stumbling across shoes that are so inexplicably awful yet hauntingly memorable that I get these righteously fashion-obsessed headaches.
Plus, accessories like this faux-rhinestone-encrusted headband aren't helping.
And now I'm watching "Rosemary's Baby" instead of going to bed. Fuck, I'm retarded.
+ Photos courtesy of Topshop USA