I was just wondering if you found the Heart of the Ocean yet, Mr. Lovett.

The Noir jewelry line has been all up in my business for a while now - they created the spiked rings that both Rihanna and Lady Gaga wore recently -



- and even though the company's items are pricey as fuck, I'm still pressed. Just looked on their website and they have a shitload of new stuff in, most of which are shiny, spiked and totally useless for everyday wear. Duh; I want them.

Double Finger Pyramid ring, $120

Blake necklace, $260

Venus necklace, $435

Equinox necklace, $285

This necklace and bracelet set is totally my top pick:

Venus Deluxe necklace, $435

Galaxy Deluxe bracelet, $275

And this one really reminds me of the Heart of the Ocean:

Amanda necklace, $240

If Leo came with it, I would totally buy.

+ Photos courtesy of Noir Jewelry