Also, WHO THE FUCK is Doda? MTV claims she's a Polish pop star (unfortunately, she doesn't have a Wikipedia page that I can find), but I really just think she's an equally tranny-ish Lady Gaga rip-off - at least, based on this picture of her arriving at the MTV Europe VMAs:
Don't you think? I mean, she's got a man-face and an aversion to pants. That's pretty Gaga-ish.
+ Photo courtesy of Monsters and Critics