Saturday, May 1, 2010

Shave your face, Channing!

The 9th annual Tribeca Film Festival went down on April 29 in New York City, and the Yahoo photo gallery about it raises SO MANY QUESTIONS.

1. Why can Jessica Alba look so good here, with her regular hair,

but then willfully wear this awful fucking wig? I don't get it.

2. Why does Zoe Kravitz keep getting invited to events, when she doesn't really do anything? She doesn't even have a sex tape like Paris, so what's her claim to fame?

And why does her boyfriend, actor Ezra Miller, look like an underage lesbian? The girl used to date actor Ben Foster; he was way hotter.

3. And why is Channing Tatum so desperately trying to grow facial hair?

Mustaches are kind of attractive, but not when they look like pubes. Just sayin'.

+ Photos courtesy of Yahoo Movies

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