I guess advertising myself in crass ways is the best way to do it.

I'm vaguely interested in this necklace by the NYC jewelry line In God We Trust; each $40 piece has a pendant with a specific phrase carved into it. Now, I'm just not sure which ones I find most fitting:

Eat a Dick?


Hot Mess?


Kiss Me Where I Pee?


One Sick Bitch?


Sweet Tits?


So many options! I'm sure I'll pass on the "Stuff My Muff," "Fuck My Face" and "Fingerbang" charms, though. I'm not THAT slutty. At least not outwardly.

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