Wishing I could marry rich.

Things I am currently lusting after while looking at my paycheck and weeping:

1. These.


2. This.


3. Um, yeah.


4. CONTROL YOUR JUDGMENTS, PEOPLE.


+ Photos courtesy of Melody Ehsani, Free People, Lulu's

I came, I saw, I became pressed over.

All I've done today is stare at these things and want them. And yes, that includes Shakira.

1. Melody Ehsani's new line, which comes out Sept. 29. Here's a pic from a photo shoot/sneak preview of stuff coming out. Gun rings and parrot earrings - must-haves.


2. Dolce Vita Marley boots. Why can't they be $90 instead of $180? I'd even go with $100. But two Benjamins ... I don't know about that.


3. AWHOO!

Could I wear a gun ring to my day job?

You know what's coming up? My birthday; it's in about two weeks.

And ... YAY MELODY EHSANI'S NEW COLLECTION COMES OUT AT THE END OF SEPTEMBER. Sept. 29, 2009, kids!


Self, you will be getting so many obnoxious presents. TRUST.

+ Photo courtesy of Melody Ehsani's Blog

It's all about the accessories.

Thank you, Melody Ehsani, for making my life a sillier, more unnecessarily urban-fab place.


I cannot wait for your spring collection, not only for those ridiculous gun rings, but also for shit like this.


GIMME.

+ Photos courtesy Melody's Blog

This Shit is Bananas.

So, fucking, fierce.

As in, "get-in-my-life!" levels of fierce.











+ Photos courtesy of www.melodysblog.tumblr.com