Now, does this sound like some janky shit I could just buy at GNC or something? Probably. But I also am too lazy to look like this:

While simultaneously horrified of looking like this:

SO ... get at me, drugs! You don't even have to be approved by the FDA. I'm cool without that kind of legal validation, as long as I don't look like fucking Khloe.
+ Photos courtesy of ParentheticalThoughts, PoponthePop
damn, i DO look like Khloe.
ReplyDeleteand that jillian michaels has a ferosh bod...but that FACE.
oh, that. FACE.