I had to explain what a zombie was to my mom the other day.

OK, I just have one question: The whole point of going to the beach is getting noticed, right? But do you really want to be noticed for wearing a bathing suit that is SO FUCKING WEIRD?

Zombie Chomper Bikini Top by Iron Fist, $22


Second Base Bikini Top by Iron Fist, $22


Eyeballs and Tentacles Bikini Top by Iron Fist, $22

That's all I fucking have to say about that.

+ Photos courtesy of Karmaloop