I have to deal with this crap for TWO MORE MOVIES?

So as the release date for "New Moon" steadily approaches - Nov. 20 seems far closer on this side of Halloween - more and more magazines are turning their attention to Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. And I must say, this photoshoot for an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair seems very poor, indeed.



Did they wrap Kristen Stewart in trash? In the eternal words of Minerva McGonogall, 10 points.


Is Robert Pattinson giving the camera his best "Who is this bitch looking at me, I'm turning on the FIERCE!" face? Take another 10 points.


So we've progressed to choking a bitch? TAKE ALL THE POINTS YOU WANT.

+ Photos courtesy of Dlisted