Getting down with threepeats.

So a few watchdog organizations - specifically and most vocally, the Parents Television Council - are up in arms over the fact that an upcoming episode of "Gossip Girl" is going to have a threesome. Episode name: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" Episode date: Nov. 9. Me: On the couch, frantically watching.

Now, I've heard that it's going to be Dan (Penn Badgely),


Olivia (guest star Hilary Duff)


and Vanessa (Jessica Szohr)


... the three most boring characters on the show. Potentially, then, this could be lame. Theoretically, though, anything that pisses off groups like the PTC is, in my opinion, fantastic.

Let the sexy times begin! And in honor of them, here's Britney Spears' latest single, "3." Didn't you know? Living in sin is the new thing!



Oh jeez, what a trashbox.

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