Babies, you trouble me.

So Nicole Richie just popped out another one of Joel Madden's (from once-guiltily enjoyable, now totally has-been faux-punk band Good Charlotte) babies. Their daughter, Harlow Winter Kate Madden -


- was born about two years ago. Their son, who was born this morning, is named ...

wait for it ...

"Sparrow James Midnight Madden." Could this baby BE MORE INCLINED to turn into an awful emo child? Did he come out sporting eyeliner? Will he end up fighting with Bronx Wentz over tubes of mascara and vials of black nail polish? How soon before he's checking out Hot Topic like it's his job?

All of these things seem possible with that kind of name, honestly. Poor little rich kid.

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