This is some awful wild-rumpus-type shit.

You know, as much as I covet most of Urban Outfitters' obnoxiously trendy merchandise and falsely hip advertising, some of it just ... well, I'll let it speak for itself.

Deena and Ozzy Fur Hood, $48


Feather Mask, $18

It's good to know that if I ever need to swathe myself in fucking stupidity, Urban has got me covered. God, I hate America sometimes (and myself, for never being able to quit consumerism - I'll be real).

+ Photos courtesy of Urban Outfitters