You know somethin', Utivich? I think this might just be my masterpiece.

Saw "Inglourious Basterds" tonight. Happy to say it was a triumphant return by Quentin Tarantino to the world of "fucking awesome shit that I'm happy I spent $10.50 on."

Pretty much the entire cast was sweet:


And Brad Pitt is the gem of my life.


No, seriously. He needs a brown girl in his child army, right? I'M HERE AND AVAILABLE. Maybe we can pull a Woody Allen/Soon-Yi deal? I'm fine with that, moral transgressions and all!

P.S. Call me.

+ Photos courtesy of GeekTyrant, The Insider